What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Minds and Behinds

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Thumbs down again.

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Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

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share office space ...

Just Forget it!

Everyone loved it.

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Loons and Moons

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Then came..

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Next, they tried...

So they tried

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