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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:56

Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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Unacceptable again!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Just Forget it!
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
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Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good
Then came..
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Next, they tried...
So they tried
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